What have you done?

Not very exciting, but I wore my computer glasses when my husband and I went on an errand Saturday. I need new glasses really bad and so don't notice that I have them on instead of my bifocals until I get out where I can see more than just a single room around me. And then sometimes it takes me a few minutes to realize what I did.

My most embarrassing thing with clothes was when I realized I had my pants on backwards. I went to put my hand in my pocket and it wasn't where it was supposed to be! And I was in a store when I realized what I had done!! I was wearing a long shirt though so I don't think anyone noticed. But it was still embarrassing.

My brother-in-law wore novelty Christmas socks to a church meeting one Sunday. A sock on each foot from two different pairs. When the guys noticed his mismatched socks he told them, yeah, I have another pair just like it at home!

 

@jk703 OMG, Jenn.. it was... I was dying inside, but luckily (haha, 1 negative 2 positives here..) I had forgotten my shirt in the dryer, BUT, ONLY my boss (whom I love to death, she's SO sweet and funny) was there to see it, I kept my jacket zipped up the rest of the day, AND, I had (for once) decided to wear a pretty bra. (I think because my comfy 'ugly' ones were all in need of washing!! ROFL!) Plus my work is about 45 minutes away from home.. I was stubborn.

@Sokee OMG! LOL! Okay, but can the inscription say "Best Trend That Should have Caught On" like @jenn mccabe pointed out instead of "biggest dolt" hehe!!!! <3<3<3 And yes!!! It SHOULD have caught on!!

 

that's hilarious ... i wasn't even there and i am crying and laughing.

yeah my 40 year old panties are definitely not thongs. i think my bulge was a little bit bigger than that.

 

I have gone to work on a Sunday. Stupid feeling when you get there,and realize it's your day off. My hubby has gone to work in the middle of the night. Couldn't understand why the streets were so quiet. But my mum tops it by using hair spray instead of deodorant.....

 

I did lots of laundry one weekend and then went on
a date with my husband to the movies. When we walked out of the theatre, he discovered a pair of my panties had stuck to the inside of his jacket. He then proceeded to hand them to me and say ‘these must be yours!’ right as we passed the theatre staff. They starred. I laughed and then proceeded to cram them into my purse. A couple of weeks had passed and I had forgotten to take the said panties out of my purse from our date mishap.

I decided to have lunch at Chic fil A and when I went to pull my wallet out of my purse to pay for lunch, I slung them at the poor innocent fetus of a boy behind the counter. He could not make eye contact with me and even pretended to look for something under the counter – my dignity maybe? I probably single handedly ruined his innocence that day as I suspect he had never seen a woman’s undergarments.

We both wanted to die.

You would have thought I would have learned my lesson to take the panties out of my purse ---after they fell out at Bible study the day before. But no.

And that kids is how Mommy’s panties ended up in the trash can at Chic fil A

 

@KittyY I know this is horrible (and you TOTALLY deserve the 'trophy') but I'm CRACKING up. I looove how you phrased that, omg. That's hilarious! Love it!! But I'm sorry you went through it!

 

LOL! A ......um.....not so sharp guy at my church sprayed Armor All on his hair instead of hairspray. He couldn't get it out for weeks cuz the water just kept beading off lol

 

@KittyY Bwahahahahaha!!!!! I'm with Jenn...I almost spewed my drink from laughing too hard at flying underwear. Thanks for sharing!

 

I did this once when I was pregnant. Same shoe...just one brown and one black. I was working at Long's Drugs at the time and a customer pointed it out to me. So embarrasing!! We laughed about it though. Preggo brain! LOL!

 

One morning I scooped up my vitamins and my hearing aid batteries and swallowed them all. My friends/ family were energized FOREVER with fun comments about by new diet.

 

Oh my goodness Vivi. That is hysterical!

 

I've touched up my roots at 3am, only to find in the daytime that I used the wrong color. I had like half burgundy & half of a more natural red. Yuck! The other morning I was still sleeping & my son brought me a can of cat food to open so he could feed the cat. Apparently I opened it & went right back to sleep.

 

bwahahhaa!!!!

 

Closed the front door behind me with the keys still in the lock. On the inside.
I only have one outside door as I live in an apartment on the first floor. And with keys in the lock, you can't just open it, because you cannot fit another key in it from the other side. So I had to get the landlord and all.
Not my brightest moment...

 

I locked my keys in the car after we first moved here... I just pulled into the parking lot at a store, and my husband's boss was calling to tell me he had heard from my hubby and that he had arrived oversees. I was so anxious to take the call that I turned off the ignition and talked to his boss grateful to hear and got out of the car. Just as I realized my keys were in the ignition, the door closed and I was out of luck. I had no choice but to go into the stores and contact a lock smith as no one would be around to help me and I needed not only to drive my car but also needed the keys to get in the house! It cost me $75 for the lock smith... That same year after a holiday party the valet sservice also locked our keys in hubby's car. We had to pay for a lock smith for that too.. Believe me that was the last time we locked keys inthe car! wow.. that was 16 years ago!